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Buying My Assistant A Soccer Team
Got a call from my mom. Uh-huh. She was, you know, has nothing else to do but fucking hunt around on the internet. Guess who also is a part owner of that soccer team?
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The soccer team I got Natalie? Yeah. It was just for Natalie, it was just for her birthday. Just for her birthday. There was nothing else, it was just for her birthday.
I got a phone call from a friend of mine who's a big soccer fan. Okay. And they filled me in on some of the other owners.
Yeah, but that doesn't matter. It was mainly 'cause I was celebrating Natalie's birthday and she loves soccer.
Got a call from my mom. Uh-huh. She was, you know, has nothing else to do but fucking hunt around on the internet. Guess who also is a part owner of that soccer team?
Who? Natalie Portman. No.
What?
Natalie Portman did it only so you could get closer to Natalie Portman.