Breaking Up and Crying in Public

No, someone just called her. Are you fucking serious? No, literally, like, after the video came out, some company just called her. It was just like, like, oh, does the dog have an account? Just like, no, it doesn't have an account. She's like, can you make it…

And then what'd they say?

And they're like, well, once you get the account, you know, we can, we can do a brand deal. Are you serious? No. Yes, I swear to God.

I probably shouldn't be talking about it, but whatever, it's fine, bro. But, but the point of the story is that like, that just is so resourceful.

More money than like my parents and my mom. I know, that's what my mom makes in like 4 months. I know, it's a cute dog. That's outrageous. It's a cute dog. That's how you justify it. Well, David, I mean, your mom's your mom. Your mom's very loving, but this i…

If your mom wanted an Instagram account, she'd do great.