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Breaking Up and Crying in Public
Saran Wrap. Yeah. And we wrapped it in Saran Wrap. So it looks like bricks of cocaine. And we have like 10 of them in the closet. And they're like at the top shelf of the closet. And they're just there in case we ever need it to like pretend we have a lot of cocaine. And Natalie, I told Natalie, I'm like, please go get the cocaine so I can use it for a bit. And Natalie just walks over to the closet and gives Sean the bucket so she can start putting the bricks into the bucket. And this is what she told me. And she starts loading it into the bucket, like not even thinking about anything, because it's her fucking job. So she's just like loading them up. And Sean's like, Sean's like, Natalie, is this, is this real cocaine?
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I get boners on planes, yeah.
Zane gets gassy. Well, I don't want to— I don't want to put it all on Zane, because it may have been someone else. It could have been my mom. You never know. My mom— Your mom doesn't fart. No, let me— let me say this. OK, so my assistant Natalie, her boyfrien…
What is it called? Saran Wrap.
Saran Wrap. Yeah. And we wrapped it in Saran Wrap. So it looks like bricks of cocaine. And we have like 10 of them in the closet. And they're like at the top shelf of the closet. And they're just there in case we ever need it to like pretend we have a lot of cocaine. And Natalie, I told Natalie, I'm like, please go get the cocaine so I can use it for a bit. And Natalie just walks over to the clos…
Which, by the way, would have like a $5 million street value. Yeah, the amount of bricks of flour.
It also would explain a lot, like if we were, if we, if we were smuggling all those drugs, right?
It would explain why you have a Tesla.