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Breaking Up and Crying in Public
Zane gets gassy. Well, I don't want to— I don't want to put it all on Zane, because it may have been someone else. It could have been my mom. You never know. My mom— Your mom doesn't fart. No, let me— let me say this. OK, so my assistant Natalie, her boyfriend was in town. So he was helping us get— he was helping Natalie do a bunch of things so they could spend more time together, whatever. And we have these bricks, like these actual bricks that you build houses with. And we have it wrapped in white powder and then like— what is it? Foil?
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I don't know. What did Zane eat? Oh, he was eating on the plane. Yeah. Oh yeah, he was. You see, when you get pressurized on the plane, your body does all kinds of things like that.
Yeah, you get boners on planes.
I get boners on planes, yeah.
Zane gets gassy. Well, I don't want to— I don't want to put it all on Zane, because it may have been someone else. It could have been my mom. You never know. My mom— Your mom doesn't fart. No, let me— let me say this. OK, so my assistant Natalie, her boyfriend was in town. So he was helping us get— he was helping Natalie do a bunch of things so they could spend more time together, whatever. And w…
What is it called? Saran Wrap.
Saran Wrap. Yeah. And we wrapped it in Saran Wrap. So it looks like bricks of cocaine. And we have like 10 of them in the closet. And they're like at the top shelf of the closet. And they're just there in case we ever need it to like pretend we have a lot of…
Which, by the way, would have like a $5 million street value. Yeah, the amount of bricks of flour.