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Breaking Up and Crying in Public

yeah, it's gonna be a It's going to be bad. But we surprised my dad with a car yesterday. So my friends Zane and Heath were at my parents' house. And they were eating, and they were having tea while I was outside with my dad in his new car. And Natalie, my assistant's mom, was inside the house. Oh, remind me of the Coke story. Yeah, so I need to give you a Coke story right after this. Um, she was inside the house and, and Zane— Zane, Natalie's mom. Yeah, Natalie's mom. She was, uh, he was really gassy, but he wasn't like admitting it apparently. Oh, so, so I think Zane like farted and Natalie's mom just came out of there and she was like, what the fuck is going on in there? I have been in there for 5 minutes and it is— it feels like I'm being gassed. Oh no. Yeah. And what did Zane do? Nothing. What did— I don't—

August 23, 201829:26David
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Jason29:10
are you just gonna like lob it in? Are you gonna try to give some heat?
David29:14
I don't know. I don't want to say anything because I know I'm gonna do the exact opposite when I get there. Like, I don't want to be like, ah dude, I'm just gonna fucking get it right to the mitt. Like, I don't know.
Jason29:21
I don't know. Just figure it out when you get there. Yeah, yeah. Kind of like your Shorty Award speech. It's gonna—
David29:26
yeah, it's gonna be a It's going to be bad. But we surprised my dad with a car yesterday. So my friends Zane and Heath were at my parents' house. And they were eating, and they were having tea while I was outside with my dad in his new car. And Natalie, my assistant's mom, was inside the house. Oh, remind me of the Coke story. Yeah, so I need to give you a Coke story right after this. Um, she was…
Jason30:21
I don't know. What did Zane eat? Oh, he was eating on the plane. Yeah. Oh yeah, he was. You see, when you get pressurized on the plane, your body does all kinds of things like that.
David30:28
Yeah, you get boners on planes.
Jason30:29
I get boners on planes, yeah.