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Breaking Up and Crying in Public
It's like nothing good can come out of it, because if you throw a pitch, everyone's like, oh cool, you can throw a fucking ball. But if you miss, everyone's like, that guy can't throw a ball, what a fucking moron. So, so there's that. We were— we surprised my dad with my—
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Howard has this producer named Gary who's a wonderful guy. Sure. Who I know. And I love Howard Stern, but he threw out the first pitch at the Mets game. And they talked about it, and Artie Lang, they coached him for months and months, and he went out there. T…
Yeah, I know, it's, it's a I heard there was like an episode. There was an episode of Big Bang Theory. There was? Where they were talking about it, and they literally said word for word what you said. Right. They were like, one guy was throwing the first pitc…
That's what you're doing today.
It's like nothing good can come out of it, because if you throw a pitch, everyone's like, oh cool, you can throw a fucking ball. But if you miss, everyone's like, that guy can't throw a ball, what a fucking moron. So, so there's that. We were— we surprised my dad with my—
are you just gonna like lob it in? Are you gonna try to give some heat?
I don't know. I don't want to say anything because I know I'm gonna do the exact opposite when I get there. Like, I don't want to be like, ah dude, I'm just gonna fucking get it right to the mitt. Like, I don't know.
I don't know. Just figure it out when you get there. Yeah, yeah. Kind of like your Shorty Award speech. It's gonna—