Breaking Up and Crying in Public

Speaking about relationships, I went to— well, this is gonna make me seem gay, whatever, I'll take it. I went to a party late at night, and it was Renaissance-themed. And I got— there's this guy that sends me all kinds of parties. His name is Nick. He sends me every party there is going on in LA, and I go to like 4 a night, and I just check them out for 10 minutes, and I see if there's anything to film.. And we went to this one. It was so high up in the hills. It was, it was a 15-minute drive from the bottom of the hill to the top. Wow. And it was like at the top of the, the highest point in the hills. And, um, and we get to the party. Nice house. Uh, yeah, very pretty house. It looks like a castle. It was, it was an actual castle. And, um, and we were the only ones that weren't dressed up in theme. Like, he was like, it's a theme party, be careful. I'm like, I don't know what that fucking means. And we got there and it's full on. Everyone's dressed like, like, you know, like George Washington with like the white wig and like the powdered face. Everybody, everybody's dressed like every single person. Not one person is not other than us. Wow. So we had this whole bit that we were time travelers and that like that was our costume is we were dressed up as time travelers. But yeah, so we were walking around the party. I mean, this isn't that great of a story, but there was this, there was, there was like a dance floor where all these Renaissance people were dancing. And this gay guy walks up to me and he goes, "You wanna dance?" And I'm like, "Sure." And he's like, "I can smell the straight from a mile fucking away. Let's boogie. Just trust me, baby." That's what he says. And then we start dancing. It's the funniest fucking thing. He's like twirling me around, like nonstop spinning me and like bending me over and like doing all this fucking crazy shit. And then Brandon comes in. And then he's like, you straight man, come dance with me too. And then I leave, and then he dances with Brandon, and then Alex comes in, and we're all so down to dance with him, which is like the most fun, because he's like, he's like, you know, he's obviously like hitting on us hardcore. Sure. There's something with gay guys love, love straight men.