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Blocking My Ex-Wife on Instagram
No, I went to one after. Oh, and the guy that owned the house was pouring people drinks. And I came up to him, I'm like, dude, I'm with a fucking bitch of a friend, bro. He just wants water with ice. And he's like, seriously? I'm like, yeah, but pour me vodka, bro. And then he poured me two glasses and I, and I set the vodka down and I left and I went to go drink my water. I thought it was funny. Obviously I don't care if I order water, but I just thought I'd pretend like I was too cool to say I drink water.
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No, David doesn't drink. He's not that much fun.
Don't let him, uh, today I was, I was at a party with that rumor. I was at a party and, uh, the guy—
I was there too.
No, I went to one after. Oh, and the guy that owned the house was pouring people drinks. And I came up to him, I'm like, dude, I'm with a fucking bitch of a friend, bro. He just wants water with ice. And he's like, seriously? I'm like, yeah, but pour me vodka, bro. And then he poured me two glasses and I, and I set the vodka down and I left and I went to go drink my water. I thought it was funny.…
It's a nice little joke for yourself.
It was just for me. And I thought that I could say it on the podcast and we'd all have a good laugh.
I like when you got turned away tonight. You were all confident. David was looking good. He was at this room.