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Biggest Life Failure

And then I told him he has to leave, we called him an Uber, and then he, Uber, Uber. And then he came back that night with his hands in his sweatshirt, and I was like, you gotta let me, put your hands where I can see them. I kept screaming at him and he wasn't, Like, I was like, I'm calling the police. We're calling the police.

January 12, 20211:44David
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Jason0:43
First of all, I'm gonna believe what you say. Yeah, because you don't do much. Okay, okay, but go ahead.
David0:48
Well, I'm laying in bed. Yeah, and, um, and Ella's there. She's like running through what we have to do, and we ordered DoorDash like an hour ago for like breakfast food, whatever, and they leave it by the door. And then like maybe 5 minutes the food wasn't p…
Mike Sheffer1:30
I had seen the guy. The kid came to the door like half an hour before and had knocked, and I was like, sorry, I have to ask you to leave, this is private property, blah, blah, blah. And he's like, okay. So as soon as he walked into David's room, I recognized…
David1:44
And then I told him he has to leave, we called him an Uber, and then he, Uber, Uber. And then he came back that night with his hands in his sweatshirt, and I was like, you gotta let me, put your hands where I can see them. I kept screaming at him and he wasn't, Like, I was like, I'm calling the police. We're calling the police.
Jason2:01
Do you think that was it?
David2:03
I thought, yeah, I thought he's going to shoot me in the head. Honestly, I thought he was going to shoot me in the head.
Jason2:06
I would have thought the same thing. I was like, if I was there with you, I'd be like, Dave's about to get shot.