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Biggest Life Failure
First of all, I'm gonna believe what you say. Yeah, because you don't do much. Okay, okay, but go ahead.
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What's up guys, welcome back to Views, the podcast where Jason thinks that aliens are landing soon. Is that true?
I do. I've been reading up a lot about it.
I think Jason keeps talking about this and I'm being completely serious. I'm extending an open invite to any alien that wants to be on this podcast. I'll even go as far as letting you probe Jason. So reach out to us, DM me on Instagram. All right, let's roll…
First of all, I'm gonna believe what you say. Yeah, because you don't do much. Okay, okay, but go ahead.
Well, I'm laying in bed. Yeah, and, um, and Ella's there. She's like running through what we have to do, and we ordered DoorDash like an hour ago for like breakfast food, whatever, and they leave it by the door. And then like maybe 5 minutes the food wasn't p…
I had seen the guy. The kid came to the door like half an hour before and had knocked, and I was like, sorry, I have to ask you to leave, this is private property, blah, blah, blah. And he's like, okay. So as soon as he walked into David's room, I recognized…
And then I told him he has to leave, we called him an Uber, and then he, Uber, Uber. And then he came back that night with his hands in his sweatshirt, and I was like, you gotta let me, put your hands where I can see them. I kept screaming at him and he wasn'…