Moment View

Biggest Life Failure

Know all the stats, know who's on whose team.

January 12, 202123:07Mike Sheffer
23:07/0:00
Scrub the kinetic waveform to jump through the episode.
7
Transcript window
Transcript Window

Context stack

Nearby lines for local context around the selected quote.
Jason22:46
My engagement went way down.
David22:50
Don't do acid, kids, you'll fall off the For You page. Oh, okay, okay, so what, what happened with the acid?
Jason22:57
I just was— I was really into sports, really into it. Like the way, the way like sports guys are into sports. They're like, oh, you're gonna watch the game? And oh, I think he had a.300 batting average.
Mike Sheffer23:07
Know all the stats, know who's on whose team.
Jason23:09
And if I— and I would like yell at the screen, like I'd be like, no! Like one of those guys, you know.
David23:14
Oh wow.
Jason23:15
And then, and, and I did acid, and then I picked up the sports page one day, like because it's my habit to read the sports page every morning. And I was like drinking my coffee, and I was like looking at it and I was like, I don't care about fucking any of th…