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Biggest Life Failure
And I have Ashton Kutcher now. Can you imagine that? 'Cause who imagined that you could go back in time, steal Ashton Kutcher's life, and he's stuck with me?
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Yeah. Oh, really? And she had her first kiss on screen with Ashton, who now she's married to. You could have been married to fucking Mila Kunis. Oh my God.
And you could have duct taped Ashton Kutcher to a wall.
I know.
And I have Ashton Kutcher now. Can you imagine that? 'Cause who imagined that you could go back in time, steal Ashton Kutcher's life, and he's stuck with me?
I remember him then. That was crazy.
You know what's crazy is like now he's like one of the most like rich actors like in the entire world. Like yeah, now he's like a big— he's a huge investor. Damn, that's crazy. That could have been your life.
I love this, Jay.