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Best Way to Cheat
And like the shortest fling I had in my head was with the stripper that didn't go past like the one at the strip club. But, but it lived on for many. He texted me a picture of someone. He goes, she's pissed I refer to you as honey. And I said, hahaha, you guys are awfully close to where she works. If you want to stop by and put in a good word. He goes, "Tell me where, I'm already walking towards wherever it is." I go, "Oh, it's only 8:30 there." 8:30 PM, this is a picture at night. "Oh, it's only 8:30 there, she doesn't get in for another 6 hours." He goes, "Who are we talking about?
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Yeah.
And I'm like, I think he's definitely one of them because I've talked to this guy about relationships.
Yeah.
And like the shortest fling I had in my head was with the stripper that didn't go past like the one at the strip club. But, but it lived on for many. He texted me a picture of someone. He goes, she's pissed I refer to you as honey. And I said, hahaha, you guys are awfully close to where she works. If you want to stop by and put in a good word. He goes, "Tell me where, I'm already walking towards…
And who the fuck starts work at 2:30 AM?" And I'm like, "Oh my God." He goes— I go, "Honey's a stripper I fell in love with 3 years ago at Body Shop." He goes, what the fuck? Where are you?
And I go, I'm in Bali.
And then we, uh, yeah, damn, he was like playing along, like trying to be cool. And then he was like, hold on a minute, I don't know what the fuck this guy's saying.