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So, so anticlimactic.
And so then I, uh, I make it across the street. He's right on my tail. Yeah, he makes it too. My flip-flop's gone, and I run right into a cop, and the cop shoots you. Guy who makes my story better. Um, anyway, so then, uh, she was like, she's like— she was re…
Oh God, that's, that's awesome.
And, uh, and I was like, I know, sir, you're trying to— she's like, slow down, slow down. They wanted me to go press charges, but I was late late.
Yeah, you're late to the wedding.
Yeah. She's like, this happens— she's like, it happens all the time. And, um, and that was it. Wow. And I lived. And it turns out that at the wedding there was another American there, and he was like— he's like, oh yeah, that happened to me on New Year's Eve.