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Oh my God. Oh, okay, okay. So you know what? You know what happened? You didn't hear everything. You just heard me go, "Ill, are you masturbating?" Okay, okay, guys, Ill just grabbed the mic. He walked right out of the bathroom and grabbed the mic and he goes, "Yes, I was masturbating. That was real." So you know what was happening is I was listening, I was listening in the shower and I heard the shower was just hitting the floor. It wasn't hitting a body. And I go to Jason, I go, "Jason, listen, what do you hear?" And he goes, I don't know, Ilya showering. I go, no, there's no Ilya.
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Yes, I fucking heard you.
I was using the headphones, man. I got fucking soft. I got soft because of you.
Can you ask me after next time?
Oh my God. Oh, okay, okay. So you know what? You know what happened? You didn't hear everything. You just heard me go, "Ill, are you masturbating?" Okay, okay, guys, Ill just grabbed the mic. He walked right out of the bathroom and grabbed the mic and he goes, "Yes, I was masturbating. That was real." So you know what was happening is I was listening, I was listening in the shower and I heard the…
That was good.
And I go, he's masturbating. And then I would be like, Ilya, are you masturbating? What did you think when I said, Ilya, are you masturbating?
Um, I kind of freaked out for a second and I got soft.