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2 hours, Jay snoozes every 10 fucking minutes, and we end up waking it up by like 10:30. It doesn't make any sense. It does.
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And such a teenager move.
Fucking 8 o'clock comes around. Yeah, and I wake up, of course, because the fucking alarm is loud as shit. Yeah, and what he does for the next 2 fucking hours—
no, don't say it—
2 hours, Jay snoozes every 10 fucking minutes, and we end up waking it up by like 10:30. It doesn't make any sense. It does.
I just sleep better that way. I sleep better knowing that— like, talking about it's like the alarm going like, hey, you have 2 more hours left. Like, it's like nice. And then every 15 minutes it wakes you up. So you— and you always think you have to wake up,…
Much different. Much different. Mine too. Mine would start ringing like 5:30 because I know that like it'd be a process of waking up. But you don't have to wake up at Fucking 8 a.m. Why would you set it at 8 if you know you're going to wake up at 10:30 anyway?
And don't you know that the waking up every 15 minutes is bad sleep, right?