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Fucking 8 o'clock comes around. Yeah, and I wake up, of course, because the fucking alarm is loud as shit. Yeah, and what he does for the next 2 fucking hours—
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I didn't have it this morning because we didn't have to wake up.
Whatever. Yeah, well, you didn't have to wake up the other day either. Regardless, it's 2 AM, 3 AM, whatever. Dave goes, I'm gonna wake up at 8 tomorrow. I'm like, okay, why? He's like, just cuz. Yeah, like, okay, great.
And such a teenager move.
Fucking 8 o'clock comes around. Yeah, and I wake up, of course, because the fucking alarm is loud as shit. Yeah, and what he does for the next 2 fucking hours—
no, don't say it—
2 hours, Jay snoozes every 10 fucking minutes, and we end up waking it up by like 10:30. It doesn't make any sense. It does.
I just sleep better that way. I sleep better knowing that— like, talking about it's like the alarm going like, hey, you have 2 more hours left. Like, it's like nice. And then every 15 minutes it wakes you up. So you— and you always think you have to wake up,…