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Yeah. Since we've been in Utah, we sleep in the same bed. And it's really nice. The other, the other day he wakes up and he goes, he goes, yo, did you have morning wood? And I got so nervous. I go, yeah. And he goes, okay, cool, me too. I thought he was gonna go, okay, that's what that feeling was. Like, I thought I was actually rubbing myself against him or something.
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Scary.
How was it in here last night in the bunk bed?
David and I sleep together every night pretty much now.
Yeah. Since we've been in Utah, we sleep in the same bed. And it's really nice. The other, the other day he wakes up and he goes, he goes, yo, did you have morning wood? And I got so nervous. I go, yeah. And he goes, okay, cool, me too. I thought he was gonna go, okay, that's what that feeling was. Like, I thought I was actually rubbing myself against him or something.
Dude, the only annoying part about sleeping with Dave is this fucking alarm in the morning, which you didn't have this morning. My God. But one of the mornings he sets When I don't— when I don't— fucking— it's 2 AM.
I didn't have it this morning because we didn't have to wake up.
Whatever. Yeah, well, you didn't have to wake up the other day either. Regardless, it's 2 AM, 3 AM, whatever. Dave goes, I'm gonna wake up at 8 tomorrow. I'm like, okay, why? He's like, just cuz. Yeah, like, okay, great.