Auditioning for SNL

I hate— that's my least favorite part about people that have I have no boundaries when friends come over. I think my friends— I've always wanted a house where a friend can walk through the door no matter what time it is and sit in my living room and eat. I don't have to be home. They can go to my house and they could be sitting on my couch eating my food, watching my TV, whatever they want to be doing. I hate when I go to friends' houses and they go, yo, did you call? Did you call about coming over? Like, Jay, I'd consider you'd be okay. You'd never go, what are you doing here? You'd ask me. Well, you'd ask me, you'd be like, why are you at my house? You never like my house. Yeah, that's why you'd ask me.