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Like, sat down and I had— we had the kids all day for Father's Day and we had a nice time, we really did. And sat down, she's, she's in a great mood. She's like, how was your day? Like, what'd you guys do? And it was like literally everything I said was like wrong. Like, for instance, like Well, um, we went to the mall. We— you went to the mall like that? And I was like, yeah, we went to Urban Outfitters, but we wore masks. Uh, we, we didn't see anybody. We went right back home. She's like, I can't believe we're going to the mall. And then, and then I was like, and I was like, well, then I got Charlie a cake because she hit 300K on TikTok. You got Charlie a cake for— this is something we're celebrating now, 300K on TikTok? And I was like, ah, ah, ah. And then Charlie's looking at me. She's like, what the fuck are you doing?

June 30, 202021:54Jason
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David21:38
Okay.
Jason21:38
I went and had dinner with Marty and the kids last week for some day. Oh, Father's Day. Right, that's what it was. And, uh, it's just like anything I say is like wrong. Like, we're just living in such a stressful time for everybody. Yeah, 2020 is the worst, D…
David21:53
What happened?
Jason21:54
Like, sat down and I had— we had the kids all day for Father's Day and we had a nice time, we really did. And sat down, she's, she's in a great mood. She's like, how was your day? Like, what'd you guys do? And it was like literally everything I said was like wrong. Like, for instance, like Well, um, we went to the mall. We— you went to the mall like that? And I was like, yeah, we went to Urban Ou…
David22:38
That cake was between us. Fucking moron.
Jason22:41
She will kick me under the table. She's like, fuck it.
David22:43
Oh, really?