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Yeah, that's kind of how it was too. I remember not knowing English and like freaking out, but I went to this preschool. It was like a Russian, like European preschool, right? Super, super European. European. And I remember the first day I like really needed to take a shit, and I remember running up to the bathroom, opening the door, pulling my pants down, completely missing the toilet.

June 30, 202018:23Ilya
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David18:00
That's so fucking funny. I never knew you were doing that.
Ilya18:02
Yeah, I'm like, really sneaky about it. I try to, like, hold back my laughter because everyone's like freaking out. David's just talking. Do you ever go to like preschool? Like, that's kind of a stupid question, but I think a lot of people didn't go to presch…
David18:18
I don't remember if I was— I moved here when I was in preschool or kindergarten, so I had to learn how to speak English.
Ilya18:23
Yeah, that's kind of how it was too. I remember not knowing English and like freaking out, but I went to this preschool. It was like a Russian, like European preschool, right? Super, super European. European. And I remember the first day I like really needed to take a shit, and I remember running up to the bathroom, opening the door, pulling my pants down, completely missing the toilet.
David18:52
Oh man, complete—
Ilya18:54
like, you're seeing Daddy Daycare where he like opens the door and like there's shit everywhere? Yeah, that's exactly how it was.
David19:00
Oh, you pooped everywhere? Wasn't even pee?