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Asking David's Dad A Personal Question

Well, I just think it's, I ordered the Tesla Roadster and the car doesn't come out probably for another 2 years. It's a fucking crazy car. Like, it's like, someone tweeted at Elon once, they were like, will it be able to fly? And he's like, well, with the thrusters underneath the car, there may be a chance that you'll be able to take off. And like, he was being dead serious. Like, this car's gonna be fucking insane. And to preorder it, you had to put $5,000 down, and then to like finish your preorder, you had to pay the full price of the car. So I paid $250,000 for the full price of the car, and I paid for this like a year ago, like a full year ago. So like, and you know, the car's to come, and I'm hearing that it won't come for another, you know, 1 to 2 to 3 years. So I just think it's gonna be so funny when I'm completely fucking out of money, I'm living in like, you know, I'm living under a fucking bridge, I have nothing left, and then all of a sudden, a UPS guy comes to my door like, "Hey, you got this Roadster right here." I don't even have a place to fucking charge it anymore 'cause I'm all out of money. Like, the thing's gonna get delivered so late, but it's crazy that I already paid for it. Like, it's just like, it's crazy that I'm waiting for this gift and one day it'll just be here. Did you see the new Tesla? The new Tesla doesn't have, correct me guys, I could be wrong, but Mike Sheffer came over and he told me all this. The new Tesla, the new like updated version of the Model S and the Model X, it doesn't have the ability to switch from drive to reverse.

February 3, 20215:22David
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Ella5:06
I feel like if you act like that, he's going to think you're dying.
David5:09
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got to be careful. I got to be careful not to be too nice to them because then they'll know something's up. I order the Roadster, which I think is like the funniest thing. I don't know. Have we talked about this?
Jason5:19
Yeah, this is your best joke. I told you, this is my favorite joke of yours.
David5:22
Well, I just think it's, I ordered the Tesla Roadster and the car doesn't come out probably for another 2 years. It's a fucking crazy car. Like, it's like, someone tweeted at Elon once, they were like, will it be able to fly? And he's like, well, with the thrusters underneath the car, there may be a chance that you'll be able to take off. And like, he was being dead serious. Like, this car's gonn…
Ella6:50
What do you mean?
David6:51
Like, you can't— like, it doesn't have the little notch that puts the car from park to drive to reverse.
Jason6:55
Okay, how do you do it then?