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Asking David's Dad A Personal Question

I didn't even tell you about my Dogecoin experience. Um, so I got on, uh, so I saw it at 0.2. Yeah. First of all, Corinna's been fucking calling me about it nonstop, like when it was at like 0.0002, like it was like Way less than a penny. Yeah, Jonah, I went back to my text messages. Jonah texted me about it a year ago. He's like, yo, you should get on Dogecoin. I'm like, go fuck yourself. Um, and, and I saw when I was at 0.2, so it's at 2 cents, and I'm like, we gotta buy one right now. We gotta buy some right now. Let's go, like, put 30 grand in for me or whatever, put 100 grand in for me. And, um, and I couldn't get— and I don't have any ways to— I don't have any apps that trade Dogecoin. Yeah, all I have is Coinbase and they don't trade Dogecoin. And I don't have like Robinhood and shit because everyone— like, my stocks like my accountant handles that, so I don't even have access to it. It was at 0.2, and then it got up to 0.8 when I finally figured out how to put money into the account because I used Ella's dad's money. I— Ella's dad had money in Robinhood, and I was like, just tell your dad I'll pay you, pay him back. And he was like, fine. So I used $8,000 and I put it at 0.8, and fucking moments later Dogecoin got a little sniff that David Dobrik entered the game and fucking plummeted. Like, just fucking so, bro, I'm so bad at stocks. I fucking hate stocks. It is not my game. That's not why I was put on this earth to do it. And I only like doing it because I like gambling. And like, that's like my favorite thing to do is like going to the casino. It's like I'll be, I'll be at home and I'll be like, should I get myself like a steak today? And it's like a $60 steak. And I'll be like, I don't know if I can do this, but, but like, and I fucking go through this whole thing and I like talk myself out of the steak. I'm an idiot when it comes to this kind of shit. I'm an idiot. It is not my trait. It is not my strength. I don't know why I do it. Um, I need to go see somebody, Jay.

February 3, 202129:53David
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Jason28:14
You know how I would have known? How? I would have turned on HBO Max and seen that the new Denzel Washington movie is available on HBO Max and not in AMC and not at the Grove.
David28:25
Well, there's this— there's this saying that it's buy on the rumor and sell on the news. And I bought on the news. You know, like you're supposed to— you're supposed to buy when people go, hey, did you hear? AMC tomorrow may take off. That's when you buy. But…
Jason29:44
I was with Heath when Dogecoin was all the way up to like 0.8. Yeah. And everybody was like, holy shit, guess what, guess what?
David29:53
I didn't even tell you about my Dogecoin experience. Um, so I got on, uh, so I saw it at 0.2. Yeah. First of all, Corinna's been fucking calling me about it nonstop, like when it was at like 0.0002, like it was like Way less than a penny. Yeah, Jonah, I went back to my text messages. Jonah texted me about it a year ago. He's like, yo, you should get on Dogecoin. I'm like, go fuck yourself. Um, an…
Jason31:35
What about GameStop?
David31:36
Did you make any on that? Yes, you won't believe this, I made $1,400. Okay, okay, that's pretty good. How much did you put in though? I put in $50 grand at GameStop and I just pulled out right away. I was like, this isn't my thing, I prefer the movies. So, um…
Jason32:07
Oh yeah. I know a fax machine company that just went public. I want to get in on it.