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Yeah, I'm gonna make everybody feel better. They're gonna see my body and they're going, well, at least I'm not that guy.

April 12, 20190:21Jason
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David0:00
What's up guys, welcome back to Views, the podcast where Coachella is right around the corner.
Jason0:04
Jason, probably be the fattest guy there. I'm worried about it. Everyone got in shape, everyone's dyeing their hair, everybody got outfits, but you're the only one that has gained weight specifically for Coachella. Yeah, I went the other way.
David0:16
That's nice. Yeah, everyone just tries to look better. You're gonna make it more relaxing for people.
Jason0:21
Yeah, I'm gonna make everybody feel better. They're gonna see my body and they're going, well, at least I'm not that guy.
David0:25
You're actually— you were hired by Coachella. To make the people in the festival feel good about themselves.
Jason0:29
That's right, it was a nice payment of $75.
David0:32
We have hired fat people to come inside Coachella to make all the other people feel a lot better. Guys, uh, make sure to thank Jason for his service.