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Asking David Personal Questions

And let's say I'm sitting next to you. I whisper into your ear. I go, who here is the— who here is the— who here has the ugliest personality? And no one hears me ask this question but you. So you point to the person who you think has the ugliest personality. So great, you pointed at Joe, right? Joe has no idea why you pointed at him. Okay, so now I flip a coin, and if it lands on heads, if it lands on heads, then you have to tell everybody the question. But if it lands on tails, no one ever knows the question and no one knows why you pointed at him. So it's like people fucking get pissed off at this game. Like, like one of the questions, like one of the questions, um, I got pointed at me was Natalie. Natalie was asked a question and she pointed at me and then it landed on heads and I go, okay, what was the fucking question? And she goes, who here is the most insecure and overcompensates the most? And I go, fuck, that one hurt. Like this shit's like really hurts you. Like, I don't think of you as insecure.

April 12, 201923:06David
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Jason23:03
Tell me how it works, because I forgot.
David23:04
So basically everyone sits in a circle.
Jason23:05
Okay.
David23:06
And let's say I'm sitting next to you. I whisper into your ear. I go, who here is the— who here is the— who here has the ugliest personality? And no one hears me ask this question but you. So you point to the person who you think has the ugliest personality. So great, you pointed at Joe, right? Joe has no idea why you pointed at him. Okay, so now I flip a coin, and if it lands on heads, if it lan…
Jason24:08
Huh? Are you insecure?
David24:10
I don't know. I think Natalie just picked me because it was like the easiest to pick.
Jason24:12
Right. But she could hurt your feelings and be okay.