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Arrested Outside a School Dance
Which is California Pizza Kitchen. And then they went to get Pinkberry, which is frozen yogurt. And then guess what? Guess what? They got home, it's like 9:00 PM, and his fucking daughter has the audacity to walk up to Jason and go, hey, hey, Daddy. 'Can I have the Milky Way that we have?' And Jason goes, 'There is no Milky Way.' And she goes, 'No, no, there's a Milky Way.' And he goes, 'There is?' And she goes, 'Yes.' And he goes, 'Okay, fine, but you can only have half.' And she eats the entire fucking Milky Way.
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they went to get David the parent kicking in. I love when you put your parenting hat on.
No, fuck off, Jason. You gotta fix this shit. They went, they went to get ice cream, and then after ice cream they went to CPK.
Go worry about your kids, Big Nick and Alex.
Which is California Pizza Kitchen. And then they went to get Pinkberry, which is frozen yogurt. And then guess what? Guess what? They got home, it's like 9:00 PM, and his fucking daughter has the audacity to walk up to Jason and go, hey, hey, Daddy. 'Can I have the Milky Way that we have?' And Jason goes, 'There is no Milky Way.' And she goes, 'No, no, there's a Milky Way.' And he goes, 'There is…
Yeah, well, who was into my kid's Sour Patch today?
I was.
Who came grabbing for candy?