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Arrested Outside a School Dance

Like I'm El Chapo. And, um, and they go, you've been drinking tonight? And I go, nope, I'm not drinking at all. Because I wasn't. I, I wasn't drunk at all.

April 26, 201831:49Jason
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David31:17
Okay.
Jason31:17
Right. And then there's a blue Camaro also there, black. Um, my friends dropped me off, and I'm like, okay guys, see you later. And, um, the car come— this car comes out of nowhere I don't remember if the car came out of nowhere, maybe the car is already ther…
David31:48
Yeah, like you're El Chapo.
Jason31:49
Like I'm El Chapo. And, um, and they go, you've been drinking tonight? And I go, nope, I'm not drinking at all. Because I wasn't. I, I wasn't drunk at all.
David31:58
Okay.
Jason31:58
And because I didn't get drunk. And he's like, oh yeah, what do you want to explain this? And they go to my trunk, and the car is a shitty car, it's like a $500 car, and they click the trunk and the trunk goes like that, and inside is a bottle of tequila unto…
David32:25
What? How old were you?