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Arrested Outside a School Dance

Well, what if she's— what if she's old enough to wear one? Fuck no. No fucking way. My daughter will never be old enough to wear a thong.

April 26, 201825:43David
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Jason25:26
They, they explain it to them in school every year.
David25:28
It's not even that, it's the internet exists now, you know. People find out before they even get to school. They're 9 years old and they already know that they have to wrap it up. It's just like a thing. Um, no, but what are you gonna do when you're— when you…
Jason25:42
Absolutely not.
David25:43
Well, what if she's— what if she's old enough to wear one? Fuck no. No fucking way. My daughter will never be old enough to wear a thong.
Jason25:53
No, I don't. I don't think this person needs to chill out on the email. She needs to just go on, go on home, put her pants on.
David26:00
You're such a dad.
Jason26:02
No bikini either, they said.