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Arrested Outside a School Dance
Watching Jason shave is like watching a caveman shave. He takes two razors and he'll stand over like the kitchen sink and his face will be dry and he'll just peel away at his skin.
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I shave.
Oh my God.
Watching almost every day.
Watching Jason shave is like watching a caveman shave. He takes two razors and he'll stand over like the kitchen sink and his face will be dry and he'll just peel away at his skin.
I take some chops at it, then I take a break.
It's like he's skinning a fucking dead dog. And then halfway through, he'll be like, you know what? I'm going to watch a documentary. But so half of his face will be shaved. He'll be sitting down. All his hair from his face is on his shirt.
That's how good the razors are from Dollar Shave.