Arrested Outside a School Dance

No, it was just a regular hotel room. And, and, and I'm with Ilya and, and my friend and Alex, and we're on a balcony, right? And we're sitting there waiting for, for Snoop Dogg. And Ilya knocks over a drink over the fucking balcony and lands on the ground right below us where people are standing. And, and it was, it was a complete accident. And I just start laughing because I'm like, that's so fucking stupid. And then this woman right by me goes— she's like, she's on Snoop Dogg's team— she goes, you know what, I don't think that was really funny at all. And I'm like, Jesus, it was an accident, like calm down. And then his security guard came up to me and he's like, who the fuck are you guys? And we're like, oh, we're just here with Snoop, we're just gonna— he's like, get the fuck out of here, get the fuck out of here. So then we got, we got, you know, we got pushed aside a little bit, but then, but then we got called back into the room. And then I walked in, Snoop Dogg's there chilling. It looks like It looks like you're in like a 4-dimensional movie. Like, it looks like you've jumped into a movie. Snoop Dogg was just sitting on the couch. He was rolling a joint, of course, or a blunt, whatever he does. And my favorite part was we started talking a little bit. I was fucking nervous. I've never been this nervous. And I go, Snoop, how much? How much? I called him Snoop, you know, not even Snoop Dogg. Just kidding. I was fucking— I'm trying to sound cool. I was so fucking nervous. I was calling Mr. Snoop Dogg. No, I just call him Snoop Dogg. No, I call him Snoop. I don't know, who cares. Um, but I was like, I was like, Snoop, how much weed do you have on you at once? And he's like, you really want to see? I'm like, yeah, yeah, I do. He's like, hand me that bag. And he's sitting, he's sitting down in a, like a, on a couch, and he points to the bed and there's a bag on the bed. And I'm like, okay. So I grabbed the bag. It's pretty big. It's like a book bag. Like, it's pretty big. And he opens it up and he takes out one joint, two joint Yeah, and then 3 joints, and he puts them on the table and he goes, check that out. And it was, it was, it was only 3 joints. And I'm like, wow, yeah, I really expected Snoop Dogg to have like a fucking, like, like a trunk full of weed. But it was a, it was a very humble amount of weed.