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Arrested Outside a School Dance
You're fantastic, I'm a loser in life. Get it out there. Now that we want to get people's attention, everything's gone David's way up to this point, and I seem to fail around every corner. I have a porn star girlfriend. I'm divorced with two kids. My ex-wife hates my new girlfriend. Um, David, uh, first of all, the sun, uh, shines on him and shines and sets on him. He drives a $160,000 Tesla. What else can I tell you about it? David has more money than the country of Ghana. What else? He has a beige couch. He has a beautiful assistant named Natalie who does whatever he wants, whenever he wants. The other day he called her to bring him some Skittles and she did it. Do we have everyone, everything now?
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We gotta get new writers? I think that's the best way to start it. 'Cause if someone's listening to it and they don't know what this podcast is about, the best way to start a podcast is just talk about tits and pussy.
You've got their attention.
It really sets the pace. Also what sets the pace is Jason, he's 45 years old, I'm a 21-year-old guy, and this is our podcast. We talk about a bunch of random shit.
You're fantastic, I'm a loser in life. Get it out there. Now that we want to get people's attention, everything's gone David's way up to this point, and I seem to fail around every corner. I have a porn star girlfriend. I'm divorced with two kids. My ex-wife hates my new girlfriend. Um, David, uh, first of all, the sun, uh, shines on him and shines and sets on him. He drives a $160,000 Tesla. Wha…
Yeah.
Why do I have to sit down?
Because you're scaring me and you're gonna unplug the mic if you keep running around.