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Well, here's the thing. I went to the bank yesterday and the guy was like, for tax purposes, You need to put away $50 grand to your retirement fund. And he's like, you'll save money. And I can't even fucking wrap my head around it. I'm like, I won't be able to touch this money till I'm supposedly at one point in my life 59 years old. I was like, get the fuck out of here. I'm never going to be 59 years old. There is no way I want to do this. And I can't do it because I genuinely, I am so naive and dumb and young and sexy that, um, that I, I just don't think I'm gonna get to 59.
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I know.
I have no fucking worries.
Like, I feel bad I even told you about it. Like, why do you even need that in your brain space?
Well, here's the thing. I went to the bank yesterday and the guy was like, for tax purposes, You need to put away $50 grand to your retirement fund. And he's like, you'll save money. And I can't even fucking wrap my head around it. I'm like, I won't be able to touch this money till I'm supposedly at one point in my life 59 years old. I was like, get the fuck out of here. I'm never going to be 59…
He's at the computer. I don't know, it's not— it won't go in. Well, could it be that he's too sexy?
Um, yeah, I don't know. I just, I just don't. And that's why I didn't do it, because I'm like, I don't want to save— I don't want to save $20 grand on taxes by giving away $50 grand that I won't be able to see till I'm fucking half dead? I don't know. It just…
But, bro, you're not going to— you're not going to spend it anyway. You have a nice house already.