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Are We in a Simulation

No one's gonna want your $20,000.

October 11, 20183:27David
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Jason3:17
Yeah, we're going through the process. I have to get a physical.
David3:19
So how does this work?
Jason3:21
So whatever you choose to spend— I'm not going to tell you how much I'm worth because then, I don't know, then maybe someone will kill me or something.
David3:27
No one's gonna want your $20,000.
Jason3:29
Well, whatever it is, then you have to sit there and be like, all right, you know, how much money would be enough for Wyatt and Charlie to live on?
David3:38
I can just see negotiating with these people. Okay, I think I'm worth $5 million. They're like, sir, sir, we've seen your videos, so you are not worth $5 million. We can offer you $10 right now, and next year we can talk about raising a little bit.
Jason3:54
That's a funny comedy sketch, David, but it's not how it works. It's whatever you pay is what you get.