Are We in a Simulation

Yeah, I don't know either. And I got to his room and I started knocking on his door, in his bedroom, and he wasn't answering, so I went inside. I think he was naked. Were you naked? Yeah, probably. Yeah, Jason was naked. Um, and that's not a great visual. Yeah, so imagine Jason's like— Jason's naked, so I didn't want to like go any close to him, so I started shaking his foot like a lot. And I was like, Jason, Jason, Jason! And he was snoring and I thought he was pulling a prank on me. And so I was like, Jason, Jason, it's David, we gotta do the podcast! And this was after like I fucking grabbed his foot and I was going up and down with it. I was basically jerking off. I don't remember that, but you were really— I was standing over you for for a solid 45 seconds, really shaking your leg. And like, that's not good. Yeah, literally. I even said, I'm like, Jason, I could stab you in the heart right now. I can kill both you and Trisha right now if I wanted to. And nothing. I thought you would laugh because I thought you were fucking with me, but you weren't. Um, so yeah. And then, and then I had Chinese food, and then I got a little closer to you, and I stood over you, and I was like, Jason. But I didn't. And you freaked out the first second. You were like, what? What are you doing here? 'Cause you thought I was gonna like shoot you with a paintball gun or something, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you were scared. And then I'm like, "Oh God, he's so fucking out of it. I'll just— let's just do this in the morning." And then I left.