Moment View

Are We in a Simulation

Yeah, like a small boat, like not a yacht. I'm saying like a small boat, like a fisherman, and just cut fruit all day and just eat fruit and, and just be really tan with a hairy chest. Yeah, like, that could be me for the rest of my life. Yeah. And, and honestly, I think it may be in a couple years. I think that about you. Because I'm a very polar person. So if I want to be like— I either want to be super successful, or I just want to be super on the opposite of it. I need these polar— my teacher in school told me once, he goes, you're either going to end up in jail, "Or you're gonna be a very successful guy." And I'm like, "That's actually a really good way to describe me." Maybe jail's not the right place 'cause I'm terrified of it. It's a great Instagram bio. But I don't know if actually my teacher told me this or if I've adopted this from someone telling me this. I don't know if my teacher told me this or if I heard this in like a— It doesn't matter.

October 11, 201834:31David
34:31/0:00
Scrub the kinetic waveform to jump through the episode.
7
Transcript window
Transcript Window

Context stack

Nearby lines for local context around the selected quote.
Jason34:14
I'm gonna—
David34:15
that will suck. I— yesterday I was telling Natalie, my assistant, I'm like, I can go to Italy right now. Yeah, like, I'm allowed to leave the country, I just can't come back in. I'm like, I can go to Italy, buy a boat, and live there for the next 60 years of…
Jason34:29
And just cut— No, you don't.
David34:31
Yeah, like a small boat, like not a yacht. I'm saying like a small boat, like a fisherman, and just cut fruit all day and just eat fruit and, and just be really tan with a hairy chest. Yeah, like, that could be me for the rest of my life. Yeah. And, and honestly, I think it may be in a couple years. I think that about you. Because I'm a very polar person. So if I want to be like— I either want to…
Jason35:33
Anyway.
David35:33
It fits you perfectly. Yeah, and I don't know. Basically what I'm trying to say is—
Jason35:39
Is I'm okay, don't worry about me. I'm fine, I'm gonna make another vlog today.