Are We in a Simulation

Yeah, you guys went on this crazy diet plan where you guys like were eating very little, and it was both of you, and Trisha got mad that you were sharing a story about you and your ex-wife. Yeah. And then she goes, she goes, yeah, well, my ex-boyfriend fucked me so hard to rip my pussy open. That's what she said. She fucking said— she's like— and, and then I'm like, Trisha, what? And she's like, yeah, my ex-boyfriend would have like sex with me 5 times a day and it would just make my vagina bleed. It was just insane. I just can't believe— like, I can't believe I had sex like that much. It was so good. And we're just like, what the fuck are you saying? And she's like, well, I'm just— uh, Jason's sharing a story about his ex-wife, so I'm just sharing a story about my ex. No hard feelings or anything. It's literally— I'm not trying— I'm like, Trisha, you're literally doing that to piss him off. And she's like, no, no, no, no, I'm not. I'm just trying to share a story too. I thought that was fucking insane. That was so funny. What do you say to that?