An Honest Interview With a Criminal

Thanks, I appreciate it. Um, right before— like, right before we were looking for a car, he really wanted a, um, truck, and I, I went to go look for trucks. I went to 4 different dealerships, and everywhere— like, the truck people love trucks, and I fucking—…

I'm not big on trucks.

They're my least favorite cars. In the entire world. So I cannot— I like, when I buy cars for people, I'm like, oh, this is a cool car. Like, I understand why someone would like it, but I can't wrap my head around a truck. So, and the people that were selling…

So I just left. I just left because he just kept trying to sell me on all the cool parts of the car. And I'm like, I don't know anything about trucks, and that's not what I'm here for. Like, I just need a truck that, that he'll like because it looks cool. Lik…

Yeah.

And, and he was like, let me see what I can do. We can probably get you a really good deal on this. So he went and he got his manager. He was super nice to me. And then he went and got his manager, and his manager comes back. He's like, listen, man, I want th…