An Honest Interview With a Criminal

They're my least favorite cars. In the entire world. So I cannot— I like, when I buy cars for people, I'm like, oh, this is a cool car. Like, I understand why someone would like it, but I can't wrap my head around a truck. So, and the people that were selling me the car couldn't wrap their head around the fact that I didn't like the truck, right? So they were like, oh, this has 4-wheel suspension, and when you go out onto the rocks, it'll— and I was like, I don't care. I literally told him, I'm like, it's okay, you don't have to— I just need the right color. Show me the right color. Like, I need silver. And he's like, Okay, we don't have silver, but we have this white one, but look what it comes with. I'm like, I'm like, I don't mean to be rude, but I only— I just need the steering wheel. I need four wheels, like, and I need the right color. That's all I needed. And so I just—