An Honest Interview With a Criminal

I was completely— I wasn't even— I didn't even know what I was saying. I was just trying to fuck with him.

Oh, oh, I really thought you were like— oh, I thought you did the same report.

Oh no.

I was just, no, I was just fucking with you. No. And then, and then, and then he was like, and then your son was laughing because he knew I was kidding. He did, which is, which is really cool. Okay.

But sorry, Natalie, uh, continue about how David doesn't surprise my kids with anything because they don't give good reactions. Can you imagine that?

This is, I want to, I want to, I want to say this too. This is a really stupid argument because if you're listening to this at home, it's going to sound like we're, we're, we're talking to you about being too good of a dad, which is kind of weird, right? Like…