An Honest Interview With a Criminal

Okay. Would you ever talk poorly about me? Like, let's say, let's say, let's say I did some fucked up stuff. Like, I murdered— I murdered a bunch of people. This is so crazy. I would never do that. But like, let's say I did that, right? And I guess that's a b…

Let's say, let's say you were like, uh, I was—

let's say I was dealing drugs. Let's say I was dealing drugs. Okay, like our friend Jeff. So let's say I was dealing drugs. Would you— and, and someone came to you and, and, and they were like, Natalie, we'll give you $5 million if you tell us everything you…

Wrong answer already. You're going to rat on me? The fuck is wrong with you?

If you hurt people, that would be the only thing. Like drug dealing is not like a— is that not a serious offense?

That's why she's my assistant. Natalie, make sure the kilos are moved to the garage. Okay.