An Honest Interview With a Criminal

The other day I was— I had to get my video up and my big bit that I had like canceled on me last minute. And I was just telling— I was just talking to Natalie here and I was just like, I, I— on everything, I wish someone walked into my house right now and shot me in the arm. Like not enough to kill me, but just enough to like— so I have a good excuse not to post today. Right, like just like something that I like, you know, where people will be like, oh man, that sucks. That's okay, Dave, get better. Like take the time off. But like, I don't know, that's— I don't want— I don't want to die. That's not like a suicidal thought. I'm just saying.