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An Honest Interview With a Criminal

It was like breathing to them. So like when someone farted, it's like no one at the table would even turn a head. It'd be like, oh, okay, we're just passing gas. Like there'd be, there'd be times where I'd literally be taking an order and the guy that's giving me his order will just be letting out like the longest, like 15-second, like some chili with—

February 1, 201930:37David
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Jason30:16
Um, I said, hey, you need to go number 2 or something. No, I didn't, I didn't say anything. I was just like, I helped her up. But I was just like, this woman's going— like, I couldn't understand, like, I couldn't process it. Like, she's going around the world…
David30:32
When I worked at a retirement home, letting like old people letting farts go was like a part of a conversation.
Jason30:37
Really?
David30:37
It was like breathing to them. So like when someone farted, it's like no one at the table would even turn a head. It'd be like, oh, okay, we're just passing gas. Like there'd be, there'd be times where I'd literally be taking an order and the guy that's giving me his order will just be letting out like the longest, like 15-second, like some chili with—
Jason31:01
could he hear it?
David31:02
Yeah, you can hear it, but he doesn't care because he's old and he's like, why, why the fuck would I care about this kid's opinion taking my order? I just want my food. That's just how old people are.
Jason31:09
Yeah, yeah, yeah.