An Honest Interview With a Criminal

And there was like— there was an old woman on the trip and, and like, you know, she had survived cancer 4 times. And basically we would see the lights and they weren't there. We traveled for 8 hours in a car and then by boat, and then we had to walk, and we got to the lights at like 8 o'clock at night, and they were like, do you see them? Do you see the lights? And they were scamming us. Like, we were totally scammed. And we were like, we don't see them. And they're like, no, no, no, they're there. You have to kick around. You have to kick around. Kick the water. Nothing. Fucking nothing. And there was this woman who was like 75 years old. She survived cancer. And I remember she like— she's like, I can't wait to see the lights. I survived cancer.