An Honest Interview With a Criminal

You go, why doesn't Jeff like me? I go, he does. And they go, that's kind of a weird thing to say. What do you mean, like you?

I never said as a friend or what? I've never fucking— I've never said that. It's so weird.

You turn the radio on really loud.

Um, what do you want me to say? You want me to say my name's Jeff again? You really get a kick out of that, don't you?

Say, um, this is my social medias, and then thank you guys for having me. My name's Jeff.

Are you fucking with me?