An Honest Interview With a Criminal

And that time I was already like, fuck, man, I've put them through so much shit already that I tried to cover it up. I told all my friends to tell them that I was in Mexico on vacation, and they— she found out anyway.

But does your mom call you now like, you're not getting into drugs or not selling drugs, right? She's still worried about you.

Um, no, I don't think— I don't think she worries too much anymore.

She worries more. She's— she watches David's videos now, so she sees that I have a new source of income, getting paintball guns shot at me.

Would you ever go back to dealing drugs?

Um, no.