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Almost Getting Kicked Out Of High School
And then I was like, not dildo. And he's like, butt plug. No, not that either.
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Who are you? Are these the students? Are you all here? What? Who is this? And I was like, this is the meet-and-greet. They all just want to say hi. So that was how it started. And then we got into the actual Q&A, and I think every possible, like, red flag thi…
Not one of them already.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's funny. I remember this girl, I was giving her a tour on my house and I go, oh yeah, this thing looks like a dildo.
And then I was like, not dildo. And he's like, butt plug. No, not that either.
Who cares? I was like, literally, they're college kids. What's the big deal?
But like I said, I would murder all of you to be here. To be here.
Why is that a big deal? Why is it— why can't I talk about butt plugs and dildos to college kids? Because I should be able to talk about, like, everything.