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Almost Getting Kicked Out Of High School

Jason, are you listening? So I play Call of Duty and I wear a headset where I talk to my friends and no one can— no one can hear my conversation. Like, in the— like, so Natalie can't hear what I'm saying to my friends. Only my friends on my headset can hear. And sometimes I like crack jokes to my friends, but my friends like won't find it funny or they won't laugh on the headset. Yeah, but I don't want to sound like I'm not I'm not a lot of fun on the headset, so I'll add extra lines so if Natalie's accidentally listening, she thinks that my friends are laughing. So I'll be like, "Mike, that's why you shouldn't go into the blue houses, right?" And he won't laugh, and I'll be like, "That's what I'm saying." I mean, it's like that. Just in case. So if Natalie's listening, she doesn't think that all my jokes are not hitting. That's a little confession I have when I play Call of Duty. It's kind of weird, but I'm getting through it. Can you give Nat a mic, guys?

May 17, 20207:20David
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Jason7:09
Yes, sir.
David7:09
And like, so you can hear me. Can you hear me? Yeah, I'm listening. Doesn't look like he's listening, right?
Jason7:17
I'm completely listening. I play Call of Duty. Jason, are you listening?
David7:20
Jason, are you listening? So I play Call of Duty and I wear a headset where I talk to my friends and no one can— no one can hear my conversation. Like, in the— like, so Natalie can't hear what I'm saying to my friends. Only my friends on my headset can hear. And sometimes I like crack jokes to my friends, but my friends like won't find it funny or they won't laugh on the headset. Yeah, but I don'…
Jason8:15
This morning I went over to Zane's to work out, and I was in my car doing a Cameo, and then all of a sudden somebody like knocked on my window, and they were like, hey, look at me, I got my scooter, I got my scooter, and I'm going for a ride, like that. And I…
David8:45
Why do you think she was in a good mood?
Natalie8:46
Because it was the morning time. Always in such a good mood.