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Addressing Jason’s Relationship

OK. Let's just say it was Amazon Prime and chill night. No, he came over. And I think he's like, my mom has an account. And he logged in. And I'm so cheap. So I won't connect my credit card to any of these places, because I know the second I'll be tempted to buy a movie, I'll hate myself for it. So once I was watching Amazon. I was on Amazon. And I wanted to watch Star Wars or something. And I had to buy the movie. It was $15. I'm like, there's no way I'm doing it. But I'm like, I wonder what happens if I just click buy. Like, I wonder if it maybe will accidentally glitch. And I click buy and it said your order went through and you can now watch Star Wars. And I'm like, you knew that King's mom was logged in. No, I didn't. I didn't. At first I didn't know.

June 28, 20184:34David
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Jason4:25
His mom is logged in? Wait, wait, wait, back up. You made it sound like his mom went and logged himself in.
David4:31
Well, Jason, we can't talk about that on the podcast.
Jason4:33
Oh, I see.
David4:34
OK. Let's just say it was Amazon Prime and chill night. No, he came over. And I think he's like, my mom has an account. And he logged in. And I'm so cheap. So I won't connect my credit card to any of these places, because I know the second I'll be tempted to buy a movie, I'll hate myself for it. So once I was watching Amazon. I was on Amazon. And I wanted to watch Star Wars or something. And I ha…
Jason5:14
Get that lie detector here.
David5:16
I didn't. I didn't know at first. And then after my fourth movie, I got a text from Matt being like, yo, is this you buying movies on my mom's Prime account? And I was like, fuck, fuck. Because I ordered some pretty sappy movies sometimes. So I didn't want to…
Jason5:36
Seriously, David? The Notebook again?