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Addressing Jason’s Relationship

Crazy, crazy, guys. I mean, it's fucking insane. I'm watching all the shit that she was saying about him. I'm like, I'm watching all this shit and I'm like, it's— none of this matters because I know they're gonna be fine in 5 days. Like, it's like, what's the point of arguing? Just call each other and make sense of it and move the fuck on and don't make an exposed video about me and we're good. I mean, at one point I— at one point I was confused myself. Yeah, and I was like, are they doing this for publicity? No, no, not at all, because at one point I was like shit, I'm not that smart. I was like, this has been going on for way too many days. It shouldn't be a thing at this point anymore, right? But it's still going on, and it's like, why are they doing this? It's like, why don't you guys call each other? They were literally talking through YouTube videos. It was— she would post, then Jason would post. It was like they were fucking sending text messages, but instead they were just literally posting YouTube videos. Like, it didn't make any sense. And all the comments were like Wait, don't they have fucking phones? Can't they text each other? It was so strange. I was like, oh, this is probably fake.

June 28, 201830:43David
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Jason30:26
Yeah, we'll see each other soon.
David30:27
And they're probably gonna get fucking married. Oh my god, they're gonna— they're gonna start getting back— they're gonna get back together, guys. I called this shit from the first day. For like, I know they're gonna get married. And Jason's over here like, h…
Jason30:40
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what will happen.
David30:43
Crazy, crazy, guys. I mean, it's fucking insane. I'm watching all the shit that she was saying about him. I'm like, I'm watching all this shit and I'm like, it's— none of this matters because I know they're gonna be fine in 5 days. Like, it's like, what's the point of arguing? Just call each other and make sense of it and move the fuck on and don't make an exposed video about me and we're good. I…
Jason31:48
But, but I liked— I liked— I've never done that before where, you know, it's good to— it's like, it's really good to break up and to have like distance because like suddenly like I was being honest with her. Yeah, you see, yeah, it's a lot, you know, like som…
David32:14
And, um, and you now, you know what, like, and now she knows all your problems and, you know, like, like, you know more things about her basically.
Jason32:21
Yeah, she'd get really mad at me and I'd be like, I'm like, I'm like, you know what, I'm like, if it really fucks me up to eat chicken Parmesan at 11:30 at night, like, it—