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This is my room for the night. You don't— I don't want to go back to fucking Margo's house, bro. Guys, let me, let me fucking— let me tell you about this shit. Let me tell you about the real shit that happened today. I was, um, I have my assistant books all my travel and my hotel and stuff. So, so she texts Jason, she's like, hey, would this be a funny joke to play on him? And first of all, if you have an assistant that says shit like that, you should fucking fire her. That is not a normal thing for an assistant to say. And the joke was that instead of booking me a normal hotel, she booked me a bedroom in like this random like older lady's house, like a straight-up like, like cottage home and just like a bedroom in her house. And, and, and this is how I found out, this is how I found out. We're in the car, Jason picked me up from the airport at 8:00 in the morning, and I'm like, and I'm like, are you dropping me off at my hotel? And he's like, yeah, let me call him to see if your room's ready. I'm like, okay. And he has it on speaker, and she's like— and he's like, is the room ready? And he doesn't even say my name or anything. And she goes, yeah, just gonna have to take the linens out of the dryer, and then we should be good. And I'm like, wait, what's fucking going on? What do you— and then he's like, okay, cool. So if we're there in an hour, is that okay? And she's like, yeah, that's fine. I'll start making breakfast soon. I'm like, who the fuck are we talking to? Like, well, what's going on? Like, I was getting so frustrated because it made no sense. Yeah.

June 28, 201820:26David
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Jason19:30
One time I applied to get into this, get into SoHo House.
David19:34
SoHo House is like a long wait, right?
Jason19:37
Yeah, and so we had this, when I was married, my ex had this friend, and you had to be recommended. So this girl recommended me, this girl Lindsay, and we were waiting to hear if I would get into SoHo House. And we went back to one of the weekends, And they'r…
David20:26
This is my room for the night. You don't— I don't want to go back to fucking Margo's house, bro. Guys, let me, let me fucking— let me tell you about this shit. Let me tell you about the real shit that happened today. I was, um, I have my assistant books all my travel and my hotel and stuff. So, so she texts Jason, she's like, hey, would this be a funny joke to play on him? And first of all, if yo…
Jason21:53
And, um, and then I was like, we played a joke on you. Yeah.
David21:56
And, and that's when I found out that Jason played a trick on me. And instead of booking me a hotel with my assistant, he booked me a random woman's house.
Jason22:04
Yeah, her name was Margo. The Wellesley, uh, Bed and Breakfast we booked him in. And it was like really frilly online. If you go, you can see like it's just like a weird house.